Socks of the Wild
Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
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lilindPARTNER
A fleeting image, sure not to stick around for long.
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the guys
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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Favorites
Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Meg of the Wild
Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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Zelda Cards
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lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
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lilindFRONTSEAT
The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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lilindMEG
The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.
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Hero Rookie
In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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Marcus Everystar
A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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Queen Meg
Her Highness, Duchess of Dog Cuddles and Queen of Our Hearts.
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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The Tadpoles
Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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Ryan of the Wild
A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
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Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
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The Proposal
You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.
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War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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lilindDAD
Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Biblically Accurate
And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
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H to tell your wife
Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.
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Pee Buff
The key to any boss fight starts with the water bottle by your desk. But is it real, or just a myth?
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!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindCULT
Legally speaking...
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lilindPOG
For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Pinkies
The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.
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