snailyLuke

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lilindDISBLIF

The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.

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lilindFRONTSEAT

The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.

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lilindMEG

The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.

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Hero Rookie

In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.

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Marcus Everystar

A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.

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The Tadpoles

Every star needs a backing band behind them, ready to unleash.

5 / 5

lilindPOG

For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.

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Sir Mark of Milquetoast

Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.

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Fine Wood

You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...

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lilindLUL

For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.

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Socks of the Wild

Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.

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The Proposal

You too can ruin your marriage with a simple mis-click.

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lilindBLIF

The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.

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lilindDAD

Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.

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lilindFOCUS

The outside world fades away. All that remains is what's six inches in front of your face.

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lilindPOINTS

Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!

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Biblically Accurate

And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.

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H to tell your wife

Under sterilized office building lights, your wife toils away. The least you can do is tell her you love her.

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!TAMA

Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.

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Head Empty No Thoughts

A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.

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lilindCULT

Legally speaking...

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lilindCULT

Legally speaking...

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lilindDAD

Let Ryan's father be a cautionary tale for us all. Use protection, kids.

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lilindMEG

The Queen Herself; type H to tell your wife you love her.

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lilindPOG

For the most surprising of moments and incredible of outcomes. For when the jaws hit the floor.

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lilindPOINTS

Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!

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Pinkies

The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.

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Pinkies

The wisdom of the pinkie lies not only in the certainty of the outcome but also in the the thrill of the taunt.

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Ryan of the Wild

A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.

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