Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
5 / 5
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lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
4 / 5
Burnt Marshmallows
Mmm, carcinogens.
7 / 10
Cult-munity
If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
1 / 10
Glorious Leader
Your soul is forfeit, cultist.
10 / 10
lilindBONK
For the frisky-minded among us.
8 / 10
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
2 / 10
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
3 / 10
Fine Wood
You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
19 / 20
!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
8 / 25
Daddy of all Daddies
On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
16 / 25
lilindBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
24 / 25
lilindDISBLIF
The badge of pride worn by those with the discernment to doubt.
5 / 25
lilindHERO
The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
1 / 25
lilindKINGS
The regalest of boys, the embodiment of anxiety, he who is inconsolable during thunderstorms.
25 / 25
lilindPOINTS
Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
1 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
1 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
5 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
14 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
16 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
18 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
20 / 25
Sir Mark of Milquetoast
Thrower of molotovs and fights. Wielder of Axe and Ignorer of Gun. He who wears Marty's crown.
23 / 25
Card Gods
Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
36 / 50
lilindLUL
For when a perfectly good and established emote just won't do.
10 / 50
Meg Rookie
In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
27 / 50
Pre-Stream Pregnant
For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
19 / 50
Tongle of the Wild
Haunter of nightmares, destroyer of worlds, the fifth horseman of the pending Apocalypse.
25 / 50
War Crimes
An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
42 / 50
!TAMA
Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
38 / 50
Head Empty No Thoughts
A rare form of enlightenment, a flow state that only the most empty-brained can attain. Blub Blub.
11 / 50