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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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For years, these solemn pilgrims said a daily prayer. For years, they were denied.
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"So I actually have a Master's Degree, did you know that?"
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Mmm, carcinogens.
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So there's this really esoteric economics principle...
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When two consenting adults love each other very much...
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In her rookie season, she threw for a million yards.
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Somewhere in the cold, a good horse shivers, sure that their master will return soon.
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The badge of pride worn by those with the courage to chance it.
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The seat of honor for those who bear a well-timed tip.
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And look, for the sky opened up and a fearsome Heart descended, and it was terrible to behold.
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Mmm, carcinogens.
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If I had a nickel for every time Ryan played a cult game...
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In his first season, he set all-time records for balls played with, floors shit on, and overall confidence.
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A star so bright not even a [redacted] could dull their shine.
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Hrm? Hrm. Hrm? Hrm. Hrm?
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It's painful, yelling through a screen at someone who can't hear you. Sometimes you just wish you could...
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An arrogant commander sends his troops to their death, then wonders why they died.
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Lord grant me the serenity to not backseat, and the courage to also not backseat.
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On the 69th try, the heat of our bodies' motions set the dance floor aflame.
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The main character, the shitter of floors, he who demands treats.
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Sire, we demand the fruits of our speculations!! Grant us what we have wagered and then won!
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Somewhere distant, in a land overtaken by darkness, a grown woman yells about an article of clothing.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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A hero emerges to save the land... as soon as he stops getting distracted.
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And the Lord said, let there be BOPs. And they came down from the heavens like rain and formed a Sea.
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Do you know the [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED]?
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DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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DONT READ CHAT WHILE BEING SHIT AT.
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Do they pity us? Or are they enjoying watching us squirm?
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You know, babe, I used to have this nickname in highschool...
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